Expect the Unexpected
Expect the Unexpected
Home Message Archive Submit MeFitness Theme
I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years  (via princefili)

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

And if I try to make an effort to talk to you and see you and you don’t, don’t expect me to do it again. From then on it’ll be all on you to figure out how to see me or talk to me.