Expect the Unexpected
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Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall


A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
Places I want to live

• England
• California
• New York
• Florida
• Canada (Toronto area)



NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

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pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything



It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

Oh my gosh what the fuxk is life


One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him