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derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
Places I want to live

• England
• California
• New York
• Florida
• Canada (Toronto area)

the-real-seebs:

hussarviking:

NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.


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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

Oh my gosh what the fuxk is life

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him